Karruttimrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, conceited duck.

Karruttimrutt created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karruttimrutt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karruttimrutt, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Karruttimrutt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Karruttimrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.