Cenfobdit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody squirrel.

Cenfobdit created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenfobdit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenfobdit, she will remove you from existence.

Cenfobdit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cenfobdit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Cenfobdit's priests.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.