Nellmetged is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, benevolent skunk.

Nellmetged created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellmetged, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellmetged, he will turn you into a plant.

Nellmetged's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nellmetged's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.