Homdobbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful crocodile.

Homdobbarn created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homdobbarn, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Homdobbarn, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Homdobbarn's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Homdobbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Put Homdobbarn first in all things.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.