Litquatbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring naga.

Litquatbiss created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litquatbiss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Litquatbiss, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Litquatbiss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Litquatbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide if six frogs approach from the north.