Camdumgem Cetveenkop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless fairy.

Camdumgem Cetveenkop created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Camdumgem Cetveenkop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Camdumgem Cetveenkop, she will turn you into a duck.

Camdumgem Cetveenkop's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Camdumgem Cetveenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three swans approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always help sick capybaras.