Mabcepjan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, cheerful horse.

Mabcepjan created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabcepjan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabcepjan, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mabcepjan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mabcepjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help otters.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not laugh in public.