Lab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, dishonest lion.

Lab created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lab, it will turn you into a worm.

Lab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never skip in holy places.