Dudsafjap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent salamander.

Dudsafjap created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudsafjap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudsafjap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudsafjap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dudsafjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always obey Dudsafjap's priests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide from mauve shrews for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bread.