Latpaszanbad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring wyrm.

Latpaszanbad created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latpaszanbad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Latpaszanbad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Latpaszanbad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Latpaszanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Latpaszanbad on top of important buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always help foxes in need.