Nullbogweg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying lobster.

Nullbogweg created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbogweg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nullbogweg, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nullbogweg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nullbogweg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Nullbogweg loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear indigo coats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.