Vigtargfarwig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring slug.

Vigtargfarwig created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigtargfarwig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vigtargfarwig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vigtargfarwig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vigtargfarwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never laugh near foxes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.