Negmadmon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, calm dragon.

Negmadmon created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negmadmon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Negmadmon, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Negmadmon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Negmadmon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if four tapirs approach from the west.

3. Never run in the presence of frogs.

4. You must love Negmadmon.

5. Do not stand on grass.