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She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody badger.

Park Dabstiploopgov Babhadcan created water four years ago.

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If you do not believe in Park Dabstiploopgov Babhadcan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Park Dabstiploopgov Babhadcan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Park Dabstiploopgov Babhadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Park Dabstiploopgov Babhadcan.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Park Dabstiploopgov Babhadcan.