Afvagril is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ruthless skunk.

Afvagril created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afvagril, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Afvagril, it will think nothing of it.

Afvagril's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Afvagril's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afvagril.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must pray to Afvagril five times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.