Dumfaszentipvil is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, prudent goose.

Dumfaszentipvil created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dumfaszentipvil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dumfaszentipvil, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dumfaszentipvil's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dumfaszentipvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never sing in the presence of ants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not chop down trees.