Jadcubhen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered meerkat.

Jadcubhen created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcubhen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jadcubhen, it will curse you with boils.

Jadcubhen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jadcubhen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jadcubhen first in all things.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your hands.