Tencamcun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, competent chicken.

Tencamcun created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Tencamcun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tencamcun, she will curse you with boils.

Tencamcun's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tencamcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.