Fonhenarn is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise sheep.

Fonhenarn created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonhenarn, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fonhenarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Fonhenarn's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fonhenarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Never think about planets.