Tapfatsit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful shark.

Tapfatsit created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapfatsit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tapfatsit, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tapfatsit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tapfatsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tapfatsit's priests.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
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