Xinfatgabwig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, idiotic crab.

Xinfatgabwig created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinfatgabwig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xinfatgabwig, she will turn you into a rat.

Xinfatgabwig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Xinfatgabwig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinfatgabwig.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.