Fudbog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable hummingbird.

Fudbog created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudbog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudbog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fudbog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudbog.