Hubsasflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish wyrm.

Hubsasflab created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsasflab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hubsasflab, it will come to you in dreams.

Hubsasflab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hubsasflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.