Listvegloop is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced tortoise.

Listvegloop created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Listvegloop, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Listvegloop, it will have a low opinion of you.

Listvegloop's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Listvegloop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven snakes approach from the north.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Listvegloop on top of all buildings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Never jump in the presence of moths.