Hot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, vain fly.

Hot created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hot, he will turn you into a snail.

Hot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black rings.

2. Never paint your feet pink.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.