Dodguttun is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous hummingbird.

Dodguttun created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodguttun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodguttun, he will cry a lot.

Dodguttun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dodguttun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Dodguttun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Always help geese in need.