Loophon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate hummingbird.

Loophon created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Loophon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Loophon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Loophon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Loophon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Never wear turquoise shirts.

5. Do not take Loophon's name in vain.