Tag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage duck.

Tag created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not take Tag's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.