Funbumgofmanfubhoghub is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless hamster.

Funbumgofmanfubhoghub created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funbumgofmanfubhoghub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Funbumgofmanfubhoghub, it will make you grow a tail.

Funbumgofmanfubhoghub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Funbumgofmanfubhoghub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look in ponds.