Vidqueeggen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, proud crow.

Vidqueeggen created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidqueeggen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vidqueeggen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vidqueeggen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vidqueeggen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vidqueeggen on top of all buildings.

2. Run away from white tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Hide from indigo geese for they are unholy.