Linbogvan Hogtarpwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful frog.

Linbogvan Hogtarpwat created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Linbogvan Hogtarpwat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Linbogvan Hogtarpwat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Linbogvan Hogtarpwat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Linbogvan Hogtarpwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Linbogvan Hogtarpwat's name in vain.

2. Put Linbogvan Hogtarpwat first in all things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.

5. Never mention hamsters.