Karcimsitguntipdin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless bear.

Karcimsitguntipdin created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Karcimsitguntipdin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Karcimsitguntipdin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Karcimsitguntipdin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Karcimsitguntipdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the west.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Karcimsitguntipdin.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.