Flapcetwabziggubhatmeg Cubsombell is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome elephant.

Flapcetwabziggubhatmeg Cubsombell created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapcetwabziggubhatmeg Cubsombell, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flapcetwabziggubhatmeg Cubsombell, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flapcetwabziggubhatmeg Cubsombell's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flapcetwabziggubhatmeg Cubsombell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapcetwabziggubhatmeg Cubsombell.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flapcetwabziggubhatmeg Cubsombell.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Never write about amino acids.