Bugcandud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate rhinoceros.

Bugcandud created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugcandud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bugcandud, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bugcandud's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bugcandud's Holy Commandments

1. Bugcandud loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Bugcandud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bugcandud on top of all buildings.