Ingrotbop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able giraffe.

Ingrotbop created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingrotbop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ingrotbop, it will turn you into a plant.

Ingrotbop's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ingrotbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingrotbop.

4. Never paint your arms yellow.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.