Nelrulsid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciless dog.

Nelrulsid created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nelrulsid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nelrulsid, she will turn you into a rat.

Nelrulsid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nelrulsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.