Govidfon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, competent chinchilla.

Govidfon created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Govidfon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Govidfon, he will not care at all.

Govidfon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Govidfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never mention grasshopers.