Henbom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented newt.

Henbom created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Henbom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Henbom, she will be very unhappy.

Henbom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Henbom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six great tits approach from the south.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to music.