Gilkenstan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced bird.

Gilkenstan created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilkenstan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilkenstan, she will not care.

Gilkenstan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gilkenstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gilkenstan.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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