Tinlintendap Bamhakwap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive toad.

Tinlintendap Bamhakwap created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinlintendap Bamhakwap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tinlintendap Bamhakwap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tinlintendap Bamhakwap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tinlintendap Bamhakwap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always help sick snakes.