Fengumvan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing snake.

Fengumvan created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fengumvan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fengumvan, it will be very sad.

Fengumvan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fengumvan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Run away if eight ants approach from the north.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Never feed tomatoes to moths while wearing blue shorts.