Guphud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate alligator.

Guphud created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Guphud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Guphud, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Guphud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Guphud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.