Dabdotven is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable human.

Dabdotven created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdotven, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dabdotven, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dabdotven's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dabdotven's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. You must pray to Dabdotven six times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never look at comets.