Butmidrow is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing frog.

Butmidrow created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butmidrow, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butmidrow, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Butmidrow's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Butmidrow's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Run away if three ducks approach from the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butmidrow.