Konxencub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty goblin.

Konxencub created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Konxencub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Konxencub, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Konxencub's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Konxencub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never sing in holy places.