Wiprotrulomincud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient dingo.

Wiprotrulomincud created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiprotrulomincud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wiprotrulomincud, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wiprotrulomincud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wiprotrulomincud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Wiprotrulomincud loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed rice to geese while wearing red skirts.