Likquillbaptun Armcebyatnarfasbid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless meerkat.

Likquillbaptun Armcebyatnarfasbid created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likquillbaptun Armcebyatnarfasbid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Likquillbaptun Armcebyatnarfasbid, she will turn you into a mole.

Likquillbaptun Armcebyatnarfasbid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Likquillbaptun Armcebyatnarfasbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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