Boptadjan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid butterfly.

Boptadjan created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boptadjan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Boptadjan, she will try to impress you with trees.

Boptadjan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Boptadjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve coats.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from orange horses for they are unholy.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always stare at clouds.