Yamfudbitlunrawlakbunfed is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent cow.

Yamfudbitlunrawlakbunfed created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfudbitlunrawlakbunfed, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yamfudbitlunrawlakbunfed, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yamfudbitlunrawlakbunfed's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yamfudbitlunrawlakbunfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide from brown monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Never eat coconuts.