Kenfonpid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent crane.

Kenfonpid created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfonpid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kenfonpid, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kenfonpid's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kenfonpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the south.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Kenfonpid on top of important buildings.